Here’s one way to make sure you have perfect attendance in your class:

　　讓你把全部注意力放在課堂上只有一種方法：

　　Meet Pietro Boselli: Obviously, he’s ridiculously good-looking.

　　來見見我們的彼得羅·博塞利：看吧看吧，他真是TM帥！呆！了！

　　But what if I told you Pietro wasn’t just any old male model. What if it was revealed that he was in fact…A MATH TEACHER?!?

　　但是如果我告訴你彼得羅不僅僅是個普通男模，如果我爆料他其實是一個……數(shù)學(xué)老師呢？！

　　The maths teacher who reached global fame after his adoring students shared his smouldering pictures online is now the new face of Armani.

　　一名淘氣的學(xué)生在網(wǎng)上貼出了自己數(shù)學(xué)老師的性感圖片，之后這位數(shù)學(xué)老師便火爆全球，如今他又成了阿瑪尼的新代言人！

　　Pietro Boselli, 28, who is an advanced maths teacher originally from Negrar, Italy, was so popular among his female pupils that they entered him into a sexiest teacher competition - which he won.He is now the face of Giorgio Armani's sporty EA7 line - 22 years after he was first scouted by the renowned fashion label.

　　這位來自意大利尼格拉的高級數(shù)學(xué)老師名叫彼得洛·博賽利，今年28歲。他在自己的女學(xué)生當(dāng)中很受歡迎，以至于女學(xué)生們讓他參加了一場“最性感的老師”大賽——他最終拔得頭籌。現(xiàn)在他成為喬治·阿瑪尼EA7運動系列的代言人——距離他第一次被時尚品牌發(fā)現(xiàn)已經(jīng)22年了。

　　Pietro was “discovered” by Giorgio Armani when he was only 6-years-old. He also just happens to have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and gives lectures at University College London.

　　彼得羅才6歲的時候就被喬治·阿瑪尼“星探”到了。而且他碰巧有倫敦大學(xué)學(xué)院的機(jī)械工程PhD，并在該大學(xué)任教。

　　So when Pietro isn't busy posing nude for Equinox ads he's publishing papers like, “An Inverse Design Based Methodology for Rapid 3D Multi-Objective-Multidisciplinary Optimization of Axial Turbines.”

　　所以呢，彼得羅不忙于裸身拍攝Equinox廣告的時候，他就發(fā)表發(fā)表論文，比如《基于反求設(shè)計的軸流式渦輪機(jī)快速3D多目標(biāo)多學(xué)科優(yōu)化方法》。

　　But seriously, you can joke about adding a bed and subtracting your clothes and dividing legs all you want, but could you honestly imagine knowing your math teacher was posting Instagrams like this?

　　不過認(rèn)真的，你可以開開玩笑，加個床啊，脫個衣服啊，大腿叉開啊，想怎么來就怎么來，但是你真的能想象自己的數(shù)學(xué)老師在Instagram上PO這樣的照片嗎？！

　　來自非死不可的圍觀黨們，大家都在流口水，在報警，在瘋狂嫉妒——

　　@Gabriel Hernandez

　　I look exactly like this... Just with more fat.

　　人家明明也長這樣……就是胖了那么一丟丟。

　　@Helgard Pi

　　I'm sorry but you spontaneously made me laugh so hard I actually cried.

　　不好意思你真的讓我笑粗來了……笑的太厲害了眼淚都流出來了怎么破><

　　@Tri Branch Vo

　　This is outrageous. How can students concentrate and learn while having to look at this muscled delicious beautiful beast? THINK OF THE STUDENTS!!!

　　真是太！離！譜！了！學(xué)生怎么能集中精力聽課啊！人家都在看他完美誘人的胸肌啊！就不能為學(xué)生想想嗎！！！

　　@Tori Nagudi

　　So he's a genius and he looks like a Greek god. Are those little shorts made of...BAE MATERIAL?

　　所以他是個天才咯~所以他就像希臘神話里的神一樣咯~那些小短褲是……基礎(chǔ)材質(zhì)做的嘛？

　　@Maria Funcheon

　　I would love nothing more than him to look at me and say "quadratic equation".

　　他看著我，對我說”二次方程式”……我就什么都不想要（腦補(bǔ)請唱起來）

　　（來源：滬江英語）